“I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”

“I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.”

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: Traveled by bus?

A customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
Q – What warning was given by you?
A – Horn.
Q – What warning was given by the other party?
A – Moo.

“I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching Lorries, and another on the woman behind.”

“On the M6 motorway I moved from the center lane to the fast lane but the other car didn’t give way.”

“On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.”

“I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.”

“I was on my way to see an unconscious patient who had convulsions and was blocked by a tanker.”

“No witnesses would admit having seen the mishap until after it happened.”

“I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.”

“First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car.”

“Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.”

“We had completed the turn and had just straightened the car when Miss X put her foot down hard and headed for the ladies’ loo.”